...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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