ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I'm at about main and main street
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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