who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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