Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
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