I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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