yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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