no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
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I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
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I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
My dick has a subreddit
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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