Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
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