office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
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I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
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I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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