I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
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How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
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You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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