In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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