So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
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