Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
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idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
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if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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