I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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