Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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