Christians are straight up FREAKS
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
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I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
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I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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