honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
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She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
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He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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