I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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