is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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