Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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