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im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
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Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
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The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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