if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Randomize
