and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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