do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
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You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
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I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
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I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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