some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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