i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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