I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
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Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
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soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
my liver is dry heaving
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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