were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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