i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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