I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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