Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Randomize
