But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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