I never want to see another naked old woman again.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
