how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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