Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
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Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
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You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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