roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
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I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
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Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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