Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
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