i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
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How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
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Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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