spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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