If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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