I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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