Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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