o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Boobs are out for the taking
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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