dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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