? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
She even gives head with a lisp.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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