My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
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He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
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I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
please don't ironically join a cult
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