Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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