Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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