I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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