I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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