So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
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it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
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Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Your shirt... Was in my pants