"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course