p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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