he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
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This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
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its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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