Nicole vs. Life
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Someone came in the potted fern
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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