yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
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day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
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Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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